...that always comes into FYE. We affectionately refer to him as "Majesticon." He is a man in his mid to late 30's who still lives with his parents and doesn't have a job. There is obviously something a little mentally off about him but he is completely harmless. Supposedly he has super hearing, but I haven't been able to prove it. He used to spend most of his time at Peacock's but since they've closed he now spends his time at the mall. Every day he spends his parents money and talks about their "party boat."
Derek called me from work today because he decided what Majesticon said today could not be kept to himself. You might have to know Majesticon to think the following is funny, but hopefully not.
"I was watching Step-Up 2 in my bedroom, and with the sound system my parents bought me, it was really bumpin!" - MAJESTICON!!!!!!!!!!!
Go ahead, talk amongst yourselves...